Magpies
Magpies, Mafia of the woods,
garden's gangland bosses,
roost in trees near the house,
casing the joint. Comic, sinister,
tails awkwardly adroop,
they wait to swoop on loot.
Or, sleek in flash tuxedos,
swagger and strut, shooting cuffs
like Jimmy Cagney, George Raft;
bully-boys terrorising blue-tits.
Alerted, lurch to a perch,
squawking hoarse alarums.
In summer their hooligan young,
clumsy in flight, flounder
and flub from branch to branch,
raucous as football fans.
Their wary eyes watch for beer cans,
broken glass, the glint of steel.